The Terrible Rabbit of Caerbannog


Come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Do not, repeat not, purchase any copies of this item, as it is a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Despite the repeated warnings (with gestures) from Tim the Enchanter, the Knights press on and step bravely forth to die at the fangs of the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Only when the Holy Grenade of Antioch is brought forth, is the terrible beast defeated…

Toy Vault Rabbit Plush with Big Pointy Teeth
The Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth measures 9 inches long, and might appear harmless at a glance, but of course the terrible Rabbit of Caerbannog features articulated razor-toothed jaws. The Rabbitâ?TMs horrible maw opens to nearly half the Rabbitâ?TMs full length. With the mouth opened, the red lupine tongue and the massive curved teeth exposed, an awful dread may well creep into your blood, chilling you to the core of your soul. Look past the convenient camouflage of the cute bubblegum-pink nose and downy-textured snow-white fur. The teeth. The baleful red eyes. You have only mere moments left to live. The Knights of The Round Table are led by ominous Tim the Enchanter to the Cave of Caerbannog, where they must face the caveâ?TMs monster guardian. When the monster appears just outside the cave, a terrible Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth, poised among smoky bone and skull detritus, the knights scoff disgustingly at Timâ?TMs strident warnings. The Rabbit promptly beheads one knight before careening from one victim to the next, opening jugulars in a blood-sprayed one-bunny reign of stark terror.